Monday, July 16, 2012

A picnic to remember


It was always good to go on picnics. I loved it when I got to tag along. When I was taken along it was a picnic or else it was a company outing where kids of the employees were not allowed. My father had divorced my mom so for a while i did not get any chance. However my mom’s school used to arrange a lot of outings and i would always tag along with her.

My mom is a pretty lady, aged 37. She had me when she was only 19, and I have seen her pictures when she was young, wow, she was a bomb. She used to go to the gym daily, and had maintained her body. She didn’t have the biggest of boobs only a 36C but she had an amazing sense of dressing. She always wore very light clothes and her bra would always show through her clothes. I could always make out what colour she was wearing as she would never cover herself at home. She sweats a lot and in the summers one can always make out the sweat under her arms and sometimes on her back. Her entire shirt becomes transparent and when im lucky i get to see her in public like that. Men love to stare which she never minds and i love the attention they give to her especially when they treat her like a bitch.

This one day we had gone on an outing with my mom's boss Mr. Naveed and my mom’s colleague whom everyone called Vicky and some other teachers. My mom was wearing a tight pink sleeveless shirt which came up to her thigs. It was so transparent i was surprised she would wear it to a work event. Underneath she was wearing a black bra, small for her size so her boobs looked bigger than usual. The heat was making her sweat and there was a huge stain under her arms.
We left for the farm out of town; his farm, more like a trekking area. We reached there and I helped mom get the things out in a clearing right in the middle of the jungle. We spread out the sheet and settled on it. Just when we were about to sit I saw Vicky brush against my mom's ass. She didn't notice it and I thought it was by mistake. Then all three got the beers and started boozing. Mr. Naveed was very courteous and offered my mom the snacks. After a while came the big problem, there was no water and firewood; apparently someone had forgotten to get it along.

As junior guys Vicky and some teachers got up to go get the water and collect some wood. Mr. Naveed said they should take me along too so that there will be help in getting the wood. So off I went with Vicky and some teachers and me looking for wood and water from the nearby stream. Nearby still meant a half hour walk.I really didn't want to walk so much and wasn't so enthusiastic about it so I just walked slowly and was lagging behind. Half way I had lost them, they were in their own world, talking about work amongt other things. I walked back taking a long route back. I came up on to the clearing from the other side and saw no one there. I was surprised, the sheet was still there, and I wanted to call out to my mom when I heard rustling sound in the nearby bush. I crept slowly sideways, not going into the clearing at all. I came up around the bush, hiding behind it, and what I saw could have killed me with a heart attack.

My mom was lying on the other sheet we had got; her kamiz was all pulled up to her waist along with her black bra. Her legs were spread out and her knees were pulled up giving Mr Naveed the best position to lick her big cunt. Naveed was a big man but was still lost between my mother's huge thighs. I moved back till I had the view from right behind him, facing my sleeping mom. He had spread her engorged outer lips with his probing tongue. He licked her slit, open now, inside her inner pink cunt lips, ran his tongue all around the fleshy hole a deep red on the outside, pink on the inside. He swallowed her flowing juices, running from her pussy and wetting his face.

My mom had one hand on his head and the other one she had in her mouth to stop herself from making too much noise. She had her eyes closed and was lost to the world. Naveed pulled himself up, wiping the wetness from his face. He was on his knees when he opened my mothers kamiz and pulled her up to unstrap the bra. I couldn't see her nipples till one rolled to the side. Naveed was covering the view. I had to shift position again to get a better angle. 

Naveed had her nipples aroused by pinching them, the brown areola stood hard. He then started sucking them like a baby, cupping her breasts underneath, pulling them up to press against his face. He was literally rolling in them. While licking he raised his ass a bit, put his one hand down and held his cock. He was positioning himself to enter my mom. He shuffled a bit, put his cock in her wet entrance and waited a second just to be sure he was going the right way.

With his hairy chest resting on my mom's big boobs he swiped his cock head up and down her pulsing cunt lips. He spread them slowly. Then he moved the large black head down and entered her slowly, sliding inch after inch of his dick into her moist fuck hole. He kept moving forward until he was buried all the way into her cunt, his pubic hairs smashed against hers, till his balls were resting in the crack of her buttock cheeks. He started riding his cock into her, pulling it back, pumping it in, slow, long, steady strokes. Then as she started moaning, lifting her ass up to meet his thrusts, he fucked her faster, making loud sloppy sounds. I could see his cock coming out glistening with her cum and again get lost in the pink hole. Her cunt had become a tight ring around his fat cock. He rested his shoulders on her and put both his hands below her ass cheeks, gripping her ass and lifting her more to smash his groin into her. His hands were small yet strong as they held her ass.

He was still fucking her vigorously when I saw Vicky come into the clearing; he came straight to him bush from the other side. Naveed wasn't surprised to see him, he just carried on fucking. This is when I realized that it was all planned. He had lost the others in the trail and come back hurriedly so he could also get a piece of the action from my mom. Meanwhile Naveed had his ass tightened he was unloading his seed into my mom. This turned me on more seeing my mom take in someone else's cum into her belly so willingly. My balls were about to burst. I had to control, Vicky was already removing his pants. Time was running out for them as they thought the others might return soon. 

After Naveed got up, she just sat up looking at Vicky as he removed his underwear. She motioned him to sleep down now. She got up heavily and with her dripping pussy came over Vicky. She straddled him, held his cock and slowly lowered herself onto it. I guess she wanted to cum too and Naveed had not yet satisfied her big cunt. She sat right down on it, poking his cock in her pussy. She settled on it and shifted around, fitting it fully into her big slutty hole .She surprised me more by spreading her cunt lips so she could accommodate his cock till the hilt. Then she just started humping without hesitation, riding his cock driving her wet pussy up and down on his erect rod.

Vicky grabbed her tight ass cheeks, shaking up and down. He raised himself up and caught one of the big nipples which were flopping about. He licked and sucked her nipples as she fucked him harder and faster. He had to leave her ass and grab the boobs to keep them from bouncing about. My moms belly and now ass cheeks made a big flopping sound as she humped herself on him. Naveed came in front and stood on top of Vicky's head, giving my mom his small wet cock. His cock was wet with her juices and his left over cum was dripping from it. My mother started licking his cock till it was clean. She moved him aside soon as she closed her eyes, threw back her head and moved faster. She was cumming so bad; Vicky was also shooting his cum into her. She just fell exhausted over him, breathing hard. It was a sight to remember with her clothes half torn, her bra nowhere in sight, cum dripping all over her boobs and face, while some falling from her pussy..

They didn't waste much time getting up and straightening themselves, I ran in to the woods and wanked my cock , I didn't need to do much , as soon as I touched my engorged cock I was erupting. This was too much for me. I returned much later to the clearing, till then the others were back and everyone was just starting to eat. Things were back to normal. My mom’s daring public sex stunt still makes me cum.

Katrina kaif spanked hard by V-Mallaya


After the Kingfisher photoshoot event, Katrina Kaif returned to the back, dressed in a two piece swimsuit, being a bright pink. It certainly drew attention to her as it hugged her curvy body. Her large breasts were held in by a small fabric, and the bikini bottoms more like a thong. As she walked, her heels clicked with each step. Standing immediately in her way was Vijay Mallaya. Clad in his black trunks and a grey sweater vest, he shook his head and tutted loudly. "Dear me, Miss Kaif. That would not pass school standards. Just what do you think you're doing?" "Excuse me?" The cute young lady raised an eyebrow, smiling widely as she assumed the fat owner was joking. Placing her hands on her round hips, her eyes glanced at the equally clad Mallaya. "Is something wrong, sir?" She added in the last part with a bit of sarcasm. "Is there something wrong, sir?" Mallaya repeated, watching the hottie with curiosity. "While I appreciate you addressing me correctly, I believe you heard me the first time. Do you not think you need to be dressed in a more... Suitable manner?" "Well I was going to go change after I just won that swimsuit competition before I was interrupted." She tilted her head to the side with a wide smile, finding it amusing with how he's trying to lecture her. "I think that's for the best don't you? These people are here to look up to you and dressing like that certainly won't be helping your cause." He said sternly. Brining up a arm, he gestured for her to walk with him. Lecturing her as he went, he was fighting every urge to look and admire her luscious scantily clad body. "What can I say Vijaya? I love the attention." Katrina grinned widely as she walked beside him, her curvy body on display for the teacher as she walked. Her hands went to adjust her top, cupping her breasts for a moment before sliding down her smooth stomach. "Uh... Mister Mallaya or Sir. Will do thank you very much." she replied, keeping his composure, barely. Watching her, he had to admit she was an amazing woman and the way she seemed to be able to wrap anyone around her finger was incredible. "Alright.. Mr.Mallaya. So you're telling me you don't find me attractive in my swimsuit?" Katrina turned to face him, stopping with him in the middle of the hallway. She frowned somewhat while placing her hands on Mallaya's chest. "It... It... It would be inappropriate for me to find someone my intellectual lesser... Attractive." He said with a smirk, implying that kat wasn't as smart as he was. "And it would be inappropriate for me to flirt with someone who's not as attractive than me." katrina bit down on her bottom lip as her hands slid down Vijay Mallaya's chest and over his abs. "Well... I find that hard to believe. When you dress like that, you're practically begging for me to find you." Smirking, he looked her up and down. Suddenly it clicked with him. "So you're flirting with me?" "And I'm begging to be punished as well, right?" katrina whispered some-what,grinning while her hands found the bottom of Mallaya's vest. Sliding her hands underneath, she pushed them upwards, exposing Mallaya's body. "Mhm.. and it's such a shame you're covered up. You've got an amazing body." Letting go of all his inhibitions, Mallaya sighed heavily and nodded. "Perhaps you need a spanking? Then you could see me without the vest?" "Well, I have been very bad." katina said in a lustful tone, her lips brushing against Mallaya's cheek as she was up against him. Taking control, Mallaya took hold of kat's wrist and yanked her downwards. kat was bent at the waist, bringing his arm up, he delivered a swift spank to kat's firm, tight ass. Watching her react, Mallaya smiled and struck her again, admiring the feel of her soft ass on his hand.katrina leaned against the wall slightly for balance with her juicy ass in the air. Panting, she assumed he was joking until she felt the swift slaps on her ass. "Mm fuck!" She moaned out, looking at the richest person down south.

Mallaya smiled as his dick had hardened. His seven inches was poking from just above the top of his trunks as he spanked her. When her skin went red, he stopped and pulled her back up to a vertical base. "Now, are you going to behave or do I need to inflict more punishment young lady?"

Torrie leaned against Matt, licking her lips as she caught her breath. "Do I get punished if I have thoughts of doing dirty things to you?" katrina asked, pulling away Mallaya's vest.

"You certainly will. Turn around young lady." He ordered, smiling as he discarded his vest. Rubbing his shaft through his trunks, he watched as the blonde complied.

Katrina turned around, facing away from Mallaya as she bit down on her lip. 
"Mm, whenever I see you in those tiny little trunks Mr. Mallaya." Kat sighs, swaying her ass from right to left.

"Naughty girl... Naughty, naughty, naughty girl." Mallaya said with a grin. Steadying her sways, he tugged her tiny shorts to one side and revealed her pussy. Taking hold of his shaft, Mallaya then slid inside kat's warm, wet cunt.

Kat moaned softly as Mallaya's thick cock slipped inside of her tight slit. Looking back at him with an open mouth, she panted his name as she took it. "Mm.. you're the one fucking me in the middle of the hallway.."

Grunting with the strokes, Mallaya smiled. "That's because I'm an educator. I'm going to teach people how to fuck naughty girls like you." Leaning down, Mallaya and kat shared a passionate kiss.

Kat slid her tongue into his mouth, nodding as she felt his cock sliding firmly in and out of her. "There's a lot of naughty sluts that need to be made examples of."

Grinning like a maniac, Mallaya nodded his head. "There certainly are. Maybe I should teach them all? Once I've taught you properly though." He added, reaching around cupping her magnificent large breasts.

Kat nods, as she leans her head back, feeling her soft breasts in his strong hands. She starts pushing back, making her round ass clack against Mallaya.
Looking around, Mallaya saw a table near them. Pulling out of kat, much to her disapproval. He then spun her around and lifted her up. Grabbing her ass, 
Kat leapt into his arms, wrapping her legs around his waist. As they kissed again, they walked towards the table and sat her on there. She unhooked her legs and let Mallaya go to work.
Hooking his finger in her panties, he pulled them to one side, he saw her wet pussy glistening in the light. Bending down, Matt blew a jet of cold air onto her pussy making her shiver.

Kat made out passionately with the fat pig as he carried her with his strength. She leaned back against the table, her legs apart before feeling Mallaya tease her dripping hole. "Fuck.. don't tease me.. please."

Shaking his head, Mallaya reverted back to his teacher persona. "Miss. I am the teacher... And this is on my curriculum." With that said, Mallaya drove his right index finger inside her wet fold and lightly pumped it in and out. 
Moving up to her upper body, Mallaya then pulled down her bra and revealed her breasts.

"Mm fuck.." kat cursed again, leaning her head back as she wanted more. Grinding back against him, her wetness dripped onto the table right before his eyes. As her large breasts became exposed, she quickly groped them, toying with her nipples and shamelessly moaning.

Watching her play with her own breasts, Mallaya smiled. Looking at her pussy, he continued to finger her. Sliding the digit in and out of her folds, he decided to add another one in and added his middle finger. Pumping them in and out, he watched her reaction as he pumped them in and out. He swapped the pumping with swirling his digits around.

"Please Mr. Mallaya... Fuck me. Pound me." kat begged, the teasing driving her crazy, her juices just dripping onto Mallaya's fingers. Squeezing her large breasts tightly, she panted out his name, squirming and unable to stay still.

Pulling his fingers out of her folds, kat practically screamed at the reaction. "Young lady. If you're going to interrupt my class any more, I'll just have to leave and find another suitable student. Are you going to be good?"

Kat bit down on her lip, frustrated and annoyed. However, she was so incredibly wet for Mallaya that she nodded, remaining silent"Alright then." Bending down on his knees, Mallaya resumed his pumping and searching process with his fingers. Pumping the digits in and out of her folds, mallaya reached inwards and blew on her pussy. Watching her leave the table with excitement, mallaya then started to play with her clit. Sucking on the button, he removed his fingers and held onto her legs as she bucked at the actions.

Kat tried her best to remain silent, not wanting to moan out shamelessly as she enjoyed it. Her hand remained on her breasts while her eyes clenched shut. She could feel the handsome man just toying with her, making her squirm while she could do nothing but show off how wet she was.

"Alright young lady. You've been very good. Would you like me to fuck you now?" He asked, lapping up the cum from her pussy.

Kat nodded quickly as she felt him licking up her wet juices, making her blush harder. "Hard.. please."

"Very good. Now stand up and bend over the table." He ordered, standing up and stepping back from the table. Tugging at his dick, he watched his 'student' with eager anticipation.

Kat glanced at Mallaya's bare body as she got up, slowly turning around and bending forward. With her upper body pinned against the table, she lifted her ass into the air, with her legs apart.

Rubbing her pussy from behind, Mallaya smiled as she ground her pussy on his hand. Removing it, Mallaya then slid his shaft back into her warm, wet folds.

"Mm that's it.. slam it in deep." She begged, looking back to see Mallaya right up against her. She pushed back, wanting it all. Nodding silently, he agreed with her. She certainly did want it all and he was going to give it to her. Forcing all of his shaft inside her, Mallaya held her hips in place and grunted as they fucked in unison. His balls slapped against her pussy as they fucked. Changing the pace, Mallaya held kat still and withdrew all of his rod. Then, as quickly as he did that, he forced it all back in again making Torrie react passionately.

"Fuck yes!" She moaned out loudly. Feeling Mallaya just pull in and out rapidly made her pant like a whore. She loved the sound of their skin slapping together. her body jolted with each thrust she took, her juices dripping down her legs as she nodded.

Mallaya was busy pounding her when he realised that he was getting close to cumming. His eyes drifted down her body and found them resting on her ass. 
"Young lady... We haven't finished punishing you yet." With that, he pulled out of her pussy and slid it into her ass. Meeting some resistance, he reached around and started to finger her clit.

Feeling the thick cock sink into her asshole made her open her eyes with surprise. "Oh fuck Mr. Mallaya.. you're so bad." She whined out, feeling the cock trying to get deeper and deeper in her tight hole.

"Young lady... I think you are the bad one. I've nearly got all of my dick inside your ass hole. Have you done this before?" He asked, his dick trying to get further inside her.

kat nodded, biting down on her lip as she looked back at him, pushing her ass back while keeping it in the air for him.

"I thought as much." He said with a smile, managing to push more and more of his shaft inside her. Watching her ass swallow more and more of him, Mallaya groaned as she pusher her ass back to him.

kat finally felt the cock fully in her, and her ass against Mallaya's smooth waist. She moaned out, licking her lips as she grinded against him. 
"Fuck.. you're so fucking hot Mr. Mallaya."

"Uhhh... Uhhh... So are you kat." He said, addressing her correctly for the first time since their engagement. With each pump, her skin was tight around him as he fucked her. Closing his eyes, Mallaya groaned and got ready to cum. "Kat... I'm going to cum... Can I cum in your ass?"

"Mmm, fill me up." Kat grinned as she pushed back, making his hips hit her juicy ass faster and faster, while she thought of his big thick cock just shooting loads of cum.

Nodding again silently, Mallaya started to increase his fucking. He wasn't focusing on his strokes but purely on getting himself off. With erratic thrusts, he grunted and shot his load inside her.

Kat grinned, closing her eyes as she felt the warm sticky load in her ass. Grinding very slowly, she rested on the table, licking her lips.

Pulling out of her ass, Mallaya sighed heavily as he watched kat's asshole close up. Cupping her cheeks, Mallaya picked her up and placed her on the table. Wiping the sweat away from his brow, they shared another hot kiss.

Kat kissed him passionately, wrestling his tongue as she caught her breath, sweaty and tired.

"Well, I think that was a fine lesson don't you?" He asked as he leant in and 
kissed her neck, lightly biting the salty flesh.

Kat: do i get the job sir?
mallaya: Tomorrow, we will try blowjob, then we will see..

இளம்பெண் சித்திரவதை


இந்தியாவின் வடகிழக்கு மாநிலம் ஒன்றில் ஐ.நா. சபையைச் சேர்ந்த சமூக சேவை ஆற்றும் பெண்மணி பழங்குடி இன தீவிரவாதிகளால் கடத்திச் செல்லப்பட்டு கொடூரக் கொலை- இது செய்தி. அந்தப் பெண்மணியாக என்னைக் கொண்டு நான் சொல்லப் போகும் என் கற்பனைக் கதை கீழே.. வனங்களின் ஊடாக சென்று கொண்டிருந்தது அந்த பரிதாப ஊர்வலம். நடுநாயகமாய், நடக்கப்போகும் அவல நாடகத்தின் கதாநாயகியாய் நான் அழைத்து.. இல்லை இல்லை இழுத்துச் செல்லப்பட்டேன். நான்..? ஆம் ... நான் தான்.. ஐந்தே முக்கால் அடி உயரம், அதற்கேற்ற பருமன், தென்னிந்தியப் பெண்களுக்கே உரித்தான ரோம வளர்ச்சி அதிகமில்லாத பழுப்பு நிற தேகம். அளவான மார்பகம்.. உருவத்துக்கு சற்றும் பொருத்தமில்லாத சின்னஞ்சிறு பிறப்பு உறுப்பு. இலேசாக பூனை முடிகள் கொண்ட பிகினி முக்கோணம். இதுதான் நான்.. என் உடலில் பெயருக்குக் கூட ஒரு சதுர அங்குலத் துணி இல்லை.. ஆனால் கண்ணில் மட்டும் முரட்டுக் கருப்புத் துணி கட்டப்பட்டு இருந்தது. "அதை அவிழ்த்து என் இடுப்பில் கட்டிக் கொள்ள அனுமதியுங்கள்.. பின்னர் என்னை அணு அணுவாகச் சித்திரவதை செய்து கொல்லுங்கள்" என்னும் என் கெஞ்சல் அவர்களைப் பாதிக்கவே இல்லை. அவர்கள்..? ஆம்... அவர்கள் தான்.. என் இருபுறமும் இரு நாகா பழங்குடியினப் பெண்கள்.குள்ள உருவம். மங்கோலிய முகம். அவர்களை என் கண்கள் கட்டப்படுமுன் பார்த்தது நன்றாக நினைவில் இருந்தது.. என் கைகள் இரண்டும் என் தலைக்குப் பின்னே வரும்படி செய்து இறுகக் கட்டி இருந்தார்கள். ரோமங்கள் இல்லாத என் அக்குள்களில் சற்றுப் பெரிய தூண்டில் முள்கள் செருகப்பட்டு அதனுடன் இணைக்கப்பட்டிருந்த மெல்லிய சங்கிலியை இருவரும் பிடித்து என்னை வழிநடத்தினார்கள். கண்கள் கட்டுண்ட நான் பாதையிலிருந்து சற்றே விலகினால் இருவரில் ஒருத்தி தன் கையிலிருக்கும் சங்கிலியைச் சுண்டி இழுப்பாள். என் அக்குள்கள் இழுபட்டு துடிக்கும். நான் வழிமாறியது உணர்ந்து அவள் பக்கம் நடக்கவேண்டும் என்று குரூரமாக உணர்த்தும் வழிமுறை இது. எனக்குப் பின்னால் ஒரு ஆண்.. ஒரு நீண்ட சங்கிலியின் ஒருமுனையை என் இடுப்பில் இறுக்கிக் கட்டியிருந்தார்கள். என் உடலே இரண்டு துண்டாகிவிடும்போல வலித்தது. சங்கிலியின் மறுமுனை என் தொப்புளுக்கு நேராக கீழே இறங்கி, [ஆண்கள் அணியும் கோவணம் போல] இரு தொடைகளுக்கு ஊடாக பின்புறம் செலுத்தப்பட்டு அந்த ஆணின் கையில் இருந்தது.இது சற்று பெரிய, கனமான, துருவேறிய சங்கிலி. அதை அவன் விஷமத்தனமாக சற்றே விறைப்பாக இழுத்துப் பிடிக்க, நான் நடக்கும்போது என் அந்தரங்கத்தில் உரசி, உரசி மரண வலியை உண்டாக்கியது. என்னை எங்கே கொண்டு போகிறார்கள்..? என்ன செய்யப் போகிறார்கள்..? தெரியாது.. ஆனால் என் உயிர் போகப் போகிறது.. அதுவும் மிகக் கொடூரமான முறையில், மிகுந்த வலியேற்படுத்தும் விதமாக, உடனடியாக இல்லாமல்,மிக மிக தாமதமான, ஆனால் ஒவ்வொரு வினாடியும் நான் சாவுக்காக ஏங்கிப் பரிதவிக்கும் விதத்தில் இருக்கப் போகிறது என்பது மட்டும் எனக்குப் புரிந்தது. அப்படித்தான் இவர்களின் தலைவன் என்னிடம் சொன்னான்.. அவனுடைய விருப்பத்தை நான் நிராகரித்தபோது அப்படித்தான் என்னை அவன் எச்சரித்தான்.. நான்.. என்னைப்பற்றி கொஞ்சம் சொல்லியாக வேண்டும்.. கல்லிலும் முள்ளிலும் என் பாதங்கள் வதைபட்டு நான் இழுத்துச் செல்லப்படும்போது நான் நடந்த சம்பவங்களை சற்றே சிந்திக்க ஆரம்பித்தேன்.. நான் என் வாழ்க்கைச் சம்பவங்களை சற்றே மீள்பார்வை செய்யத் துவங்கினேன் உடலெங்கும் வலியுடன் முழு நிர்வாணமாக இழுத்துச் செல்லப்படும் என் வேதனையை சற்று திசைமாற்ற அவ்வாறு சிந்தித்தேன் நான் உமா. விஷ் காம், மற்றும் மனையியல் படித்து ஃப்ரீ லான்சராக சில ப்ராஜெக்டுகளை செய்திருக்கிறேன் அது சற்று போர் அடித்தபோது அம்மா சொன்னாள் 'உமி. உனக்கும் வயசு 28 ஆயிருச்சு.. இனியாவது என் விருப்பத்தை நிறைவேற்றக்கூடாதா? கையில் நல்ல வரன் ஒன்னு வந்திருக்கு கல்யாணத்துக்கு ஒத்துக்கோயேன்" அம்மாவை பார்க்க பாவமாக இருந்தது. மாப்பிள்ளை போட்டோவை வாங்கி பார்த்தேன்.நல்ல அம்மாஞ்சி பழம். வழுவழு முகம்,, நெற்றியில் ஸ்ரி சூரணம், இலேசாக வழுக்கை வாங்கியிருந்த நெற்றி ஆனால் லட்சக்கணக்கில் சம்பளம். என்னை ஒரு ஃபங்ஷனில் பார்த்துவிட்டு உறவினர் மூலம் கேட்டிருக்கிறார்கள். "என்னம்மா மாமனார் போட்டோவை காட்டறே மாப்ஸ் போட்டோ எங்கேம்மா.?" குறும்பாக கேட்டேன். "ரொம்பக் கொழுப்புடி உனக்கு அப்படி இருக்கார் வயசு 38 தாண்டி ஆறது நல்ல படிப்பு, வசதியாம் ராஜாத்தி மாதிரி வச்சுப்பர்" அதிவிரைவாக காரியங்கள் நடந்தேறின. நான் குமாரி பட்டத்தை துறந்து திருமதி ச்ரீவத்சன் ஆனேன். முதலிரவு என்ன ட்ரெஸ் போட்டுக்கொள்வது? எப்படி என்னை ப்ரெசெண்ட் செய்வது என்று மண்டையை உடைத்துக்கொண்டேன். புடவை வேண்டாம் அம்மாமி போல இருக்கும். சுடி சரிப்பட்டு வராது. நைட்டி? ம்ம்ம்கூம். டிபிக்கல் அவுஸ் ஒய்ஃப் போல இருக்கும் என்ன செய்யலாம்? ஜீன்ஸ், டீ ஷர்ட்டில் ஆத்துக்காரருக்கு அதிர்ச்சி கொடுக்கலாமா..? வேண்டாம் அம்மாஞ்சி பாவம். வேறு வழியில்லாமல் ஒரு காட்டன் புடவையை சுற்றிக்கொண்டு அறைக்குள் நுழைந்தேன். 'அது' நெற்றியைத் தேய்த்துக் கொண்டு ஏதோ தீவிரமாக சிந்தித்துக் கொண்டிருந்தது சற்று நேரம் நின்று பார்த்து, க்க்கும் என்று தொண்டையைக் கனைத்தேன். விலுக்கென்று நிமிர்ந்து பார்த்த 'வாட்ஸ்' ஓ சாரி. கம்..கம். ப்ளீஸ் பி சீட்டட்." என்றார். அவரை நன்றாக நோட்டமிட்டேன். போட்டோவைவிட வயதானவராகத் தெரிந்தார். சற்று தொப்பை வேறு. 'அடியேய் அழகு ராணி உமி நீ கொடுத்து வைத்தது அவ்வளவுதாண்டி' என்று என்னை நானே தேற்றிக்கொண்டேன். "கால் மி வாட்ஸ் உன்னை எப்படி கூப்பிடலாம்..? உமி. சிம்பிள். உமி வில் டூ.. "தேங்க்ஸ் உமி.. இப்படி உக்காரு உன்கிட்ட ஒரு முக்கியமான விஷயம் பேசணும்.." அவர் சற்றே ஒதுங்கிக் கொள்ள நானும் கட்டிலில் அமர்ந்தேன் கோ அகெட் ... நான் நகைகளை ஒவ்வொன்றாக கழற்றி வைத்தேன். வளையல்கள் குலுங்கி மானத்தை வாங்கிவிடக் கூடாதில்லியா.? அமுல் பேபி படவா.. நீ அதிர்ஷ்டக்காரண்டா. பலபேர் கண்ணி வச்சும் மாட்டாத கன்னி மான் உன் வீட்டுத் தோட்டத்தில் வந்து நிற்கிறது. மிஸ். எத்திராஜ் பட்டம், மிஸ். ஃபேர் ஸ்கின் சென்னை பட்டம் எல்லாம் வாங்கிய ஐந்தே முக்கால் அடி அழகுப்புயல் உன் கட்டிலில் துடிப்பதற்காக இன்று மையம் கொண்டுள்ளது. இன்று என் கன்னித்திரையைக் கிழித்து காதல் கலைகளை அரங்கேற்று. ஏதேதோ ரொமான்ஸ் சிந்தனை.. சொல்லுங்க வாட்ஸ்.. என்றேன். இன்னிக்கு நான் ரொம்ப சந்தோஷமா இருக்கேன் உமி நானும்தான் வாட்ஸ். அம் ப்ரெட்டி மச் ப்ரௌட் டு சப்மிட் மை விர்ஜினிட்டி டு யூ தேங்க்ஸ் உமி ஆனா உன் கன்னித்தன்மையை இன்னும் 2 வருஷம் எனக்காக ப்ரிசர்வ் பண்ணிவைக்க முடியுமா..? எனக்கு அதிர்ச்சியாக இருந்தது. நான் ஆண் சுகத்துக்காக அலையவில்லை.. ஆனால் பால் கோவா போல ஒரு பாவை சட்டப்படி உனக்கு சொந்தமாகி இருக்கும்போது அவளை அனுபவிக்காமல் 2 வருஷம் பொறுத்துக்கச் சொன்னால், உன்னைப் பற்றி நான் என்ன நினைப்பது..? " வாட்ஸ்.. அது ஏன்னு தெரிஞ்சுக்கலாமா..?" என் குரல் எனக்கே கேட்கவில்லை. இதைக் கேட்பதற்குள் வெட்கத்தால் என் சப்தநாடியும் ஒடுங்கிப் போனது. (தொடரும்... விரைவில்..

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